the immortal questions of life

why are clear plastic utensils so incredibly small?
shoe horns. what's the deal? who uses those anyway? and why is it a horn?
and speaking of utensils, how come they don't make a stronger version of a spork? those are awesome and i would use them all the time.
who thought it was a good idea to allow the work week to be 40 hours and 5 days? it's just absurd! and i've only been doing it for a few weeks!

well, i had a bunch more questions but i seemed to have forgotten them all. something odd happens to me when i leave work. my smart switch is turned to the "off" position and i have a hard time creating sounds that are anything other than monosyllabic. food. more. sleep. now. i'm usually okay at work but that's debatable of course. it appears that i also have a hard time capitalizing. very strange...

okay, i'm boring myself now. hopefully no one will read this unless they are about to go to bed. actually, that sounds pretty good. but first i should go find something i should do and then not do it. yeah, that sounds about right for a wednesday night.