Monday, September 26, 2005

I think dogs can get hairballs

You know what I hate? Local news previews. Do you know what I'm talking about? Those 10 second previews to stories on your local news "tonight at 10." I have no idea why, but I have to change the channel whenever they appear on TV. I don't even have a witty metaphor or anything cute to say about it. I just think they are awful.

My DVD player broke.

My CD player broke.

The pipe behind my toilet is leaking.

My drier smells of old cottage cheese and death.

I could vacuum every waking hour and I still wouldn't get all the animal hair out of my life.

**But...**

That's all okay because:

My computer has a DVD player AND a CD player.

I rent...ha!

There's not really a solution to my drier. It could be worse...I might not have one.

I love my animals too much to worry about shedding.

And...my hair is looking really cute today. There's just not much more to it. :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Exactly! (G)DB

Anonymous said...

"My cat's breath smells like dead cottage cheese. Hee hee."