Things I like about living alone:
*I can eat the last piece of Havarti with dill cheese and not feel guilty about it
*I can watch whatever I want on TV
*I can eat ice cream for breakfast and not have to explain myself
*I can experiment wth decorating and furniture arrangement whenever I choose
*Dancing. Enough said.
Things I do not like about living alone:
*Carrying groceries from the car to the apartment by myself
*No one to watch scary movies with
*Sammy and Monkey are not the greatest conversationalists (sp?)
*No one to help with housework
*No one to help with bills
2 comments:
Hey, I wanted that cheese. PDB
To help with carrying the groceries, just get yourself an imaginary miniature horse. It doesn't actually help with the carrying part, but it's fun to imagine that you could have a two-foot-tall horse loaded up with sacks of groceries sauntering into your kitchen. Also, be sure to give your horse a fun name. Ours is called "Chuckles".
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