"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
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Dear Patron Who Is Always Here,
1) Once again, no, I will NOT type your paper for you.
2) No, I will NOT help you find a girlfriend.
Sincerely,
Your Local Librarian
P.S. Ew.
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
"Are any of the liberrians here good enough to help my kid with his essay so to speak or whatever?" That was the question I had to answer today. Turns out he was actually asking if a librarian would write the essay for his child. He was not pleased with the answer he was given and pretty much stormed out.
1 comment:
"Are any of the liberrians here good enough to help my kid with his essay so to speak or whatever?"
That was the question I had to answer today. Turns out he was actually asking if a librarian would write the essay for his child. He was not pleased with the answer he was given and pretty much stormed out.
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